Thursday, February 23, 2006
we quit drinking so we decided to change the blog.
mike still drinks though
drinking is an ugly thing....it should be done in moderation, if at all.
you tend to say stupid things and get into bad situations that you wouldn't have been in normally.
this has been a message
Posted at 06:52 pm by risqueminds
Monday, November 28, 2005
Another day another fuck head
Well ladies and gentlemen of the jury let me just start off by saying I did not know she was a hooker. At least not at first. BUT that's a story for another day. Today we're concentrating on this I'm back and that's wonderful.... for you. Ah yes my truly gracious and wonderful friends have pulled me out of my dark and dreary world of the sober and back into the colorful and carnage filled ambiguity of the drunken state. Ahh such wondors I've beheld while either under one influence or another. It's not every day the wall moves all on it's own let me tell you and it's a truly wonderous sight to behold. That and my friends ex girlfriends diary wich let me tell you is about as funny as any comedy I've ever seen in the movies. Maybe he'll share a few of the exherts from it here on this wonderful blog site. God knows its some funny shit. Or maybe it was just the weed? No matter the fact is I'm back wether you fuck heads like it or not. So get used to it!
Posted at 10:51 pm by Alchoholic_785
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Bahh man don't take offense it was just another cog in the wheel of an unhealthy day my man. As you can probably tell Zac can get mighty emotional whenever he can get the chance. But on the whole he's a cool cat. In the end Me Zac, Mike, Mary and any other alchy that joins us are pretty good damn friends. Me and Zac are like this *holds fingers crossed* Everything is copacetic now for the most part however I am having a hard time making a certain decision. You see readers I've been in a major debate with myself over proposing to the girl I'm dating. I mean we've dated for about a year and a half now. (not counting on and off agains). I ask you now Zac for some sound advice.
Posted at 09:52 pm by Alchoholic_785
Sunday, January 25, 2004
Will is if not my very best friend, then atleast one of them. i trust him like no other and i believe we have a congruent understanding of eachother in a lot of ways. so.. to give an example of this i will make a quote from his last entry that i have been saying and thinking in a nearly exact comparability.
"The distrust and the hatred all stem from a raging hatred of ourselves leading me back to my previous point of the entire race dying slowly but surely. We are bound and determined to kill off every other living thing with us when we go while we're at it. Do you know what would happen if every human being on the face of the earth were to die right now? That is if you subtract all of the bio weapons, chemical weapons, nuclear weapons, etc.? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The world would continue and eventually our cities would be overgrown by the natural wildlife that thrives with the absence of human interference. Have you ever noticed the crab grass growing up in concrete sidewalks? That's the reclaimation already in effect. How long do you think it would take for a city say the size of Cincinatti to be overtaken? 20-30 years? I say in a matter of months. Nature in it's very essence can not and will not be destroyed by the likes of us. Life is a vivacious and predatory creature finding every rock crevice and nuance to lay it's spore in from the smallest virus to the largest creature in the known universe."
now, i'm not saying William and myself are exactly alike, infact we are two very different people at most times. i'm the psychotic lune when i'm high and he is not, though we both can be at times. Will is my friend through thick and thin and i cannot begin to thank him enough for his loyalty. i had recently punched him in the nose while both of us were intoxicated thoroughly. it was an accident to hurt him, i did not mean to make his eyes tear and his nose bleed. both Mike and William should know better than to hit me when i'm crocked. i have warned them both before but i guess william never believed me lol. oh well.. i don't really want to ever hurt william again, atleast my good side doesn't. when i'm high my bad ideas and unhealthy ideations take over and i become rather unstable and violent.
Posted at 11:58 am by risqueminds
Alone I search wandering through the darkes wilds hearing the crunching of dead leaves trail behind me with every step I take. A weeping world of sorrow and heart ache fill my ears with a timultous out cry of suffering. Nothing in this world comes to anything truly good. I feel the earth beneath my feet shake and tremble with the exhaustion of sustaining life upon it's surface. The world grows weary the entire human race grows weary. We are beginning to slow down the human race as a whole. I wonder if this is how the dinosaurs felt when they were approaching the enix of thier apoch? Is there nothing that we can look back upon with pride. I tell each of you readers look back upon your lives and tell me the writer have you done anything significant. If you can I commend you I myself cannot. I saught at one point in my life not too long ago to seek an adventure one last trist before becoming a real adult with real responsobilities. I tell you now I long for that wich is lost to me forever. I speak of the one thing that none of us can change. The past. Within the past is our future. I tell you now that we must imprint this on our youth for if they can't change thier present then thier futures will be as dull and devoid of life as ours. I ask each of you another question what is it that you have to look foreward to in life? None of you are going to become great actors, philosophers, scientists, etc. There is NOTHING left. Were does one go when there is nowere left untraveled? Before you could step a few miles from home and see something new and exciting I ask you what happened to those times? The times when a brightly colored fantasy world wasn't brought into the picture. I speak of video games, books, movies. All of these things are forms of escapism hell it's even a technical term. "Escapism" Tell me NOW what is it that you think we're escaping from? Well if you won't answer I will ourselves. We realize even if it's only in our subconcious minds that we are dying withering away life is without a doubt lifeless dull unhappy. Look at the statistics my friends depression, Aids, Famine, War, Death. All of these things are at an all time high. We are killing ourselves we have destroyed the last vestige of hope for us. The imagination. Mankinds true hope is imagination. How do you expect a man to imagine something more when socioty a sociaty we created I might add has quashed all resolve all asperations. The most a man can hope for anymore is a family a decent job perhaps buy himself a small home in Detroit or some such other GOD AWFUL place. Is there no hope no true resolve? Will man never shuck the bridles of "responsobility"? These responsobilities who placed them on us? I dare say I never placed any on myself however plenty have been placed on me through peer pressure media propaganda of various agencies. I ask each of you in turn. How does something so simple as life get so scewed into greed lust and destruction. The youth of America and every other country in fact are mindless slaves to the system set up by there elders. Unfortunately I too have fallen victim to the nesting instinct placed into effect by said organizations. I find myself wondering what will happen to me if I lose my home. Whatever happened to the independence? There is none. Do you know why there is so much intolerance in the world? I'll explain that one to you as well. It's because it's forced on us here in America. We don't show our hatred towards those of the other races but in each and every one of us there is a crumb if not a gaping boulder of distrust and hatred of eachother wether you be black, white, pink, yellow or green. The reality is deep inside we simply hate ourselves and in order to get these feelings out in a sociably acceptable way we take these feelings out on those who are as different as possible. A straight woman will take it out on a gay woman a white man on a black man. The distrust and the hatred all stem from a raging hatred of ourselves leading me back to my previous point of the entire race dying slowly but surely. We are bound and determined to kill off every other living thing with us when we go while we're at it. Do you know what would happen if every human being on the face of the earth were to die right now? That is if you subtract all of the bio weapons, chemical weapons, nuclear weapons, etc.? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The world would continue and eventually our cities would be overgrown by the natural wildlife that thrives with the absence of human interference. Have you ever noticed the crab grass growing up in concrete sidewalks? That's the reclaimation already in effect. How long do you think it would take for a city say the size of Cincinatti to be overtaken? 20-30 years? I say in a matter of months. Nature in it's very essence can not and will not be destroyed by the likes of us. Life is a vivacious and predatory creature finding every rock crevice and nuance to lay it's spore in from the smallest virus to the largest creature in the known universe. We are nothing insignificant and helpless. *sigh* Perhaps I've gotten off topic a bit my ranting doesn't ussually take a philisophical nature and perhaps their's a reason for that. However the truth still remains... humanity has reached it's epoch when the finishing blow will dealt or by what still remains to be seen but don't kid yourself we are next on the list of extinction. Goodbye and goodnight sleep tight in your cozy beds falsely reaussured by the glimmering glow of artaficial light produced by a small burning filimant in a vacuum sealed glass tube or perhaps neon gass glowing brightly in a sealed tube it doesn't really matter. Feel safe and reassured in your false security but don't say I never warned you not like you could really do anything about it anyways even if you do believe me. So in ending. Sweet Dreams.
Posted at 03:52 am by Alchoholic_785
Friday, January 23, 2004
I tell you what the only thing that pisses me off more than an incompetent shopper is an incompetent employee. A shopper has an excuse he's a dumb fuck now an employee on the other hand should know better they have to deal with the same shit as me day in and day out now I ask you WHAT THE FUCK in this situation of an employee doing the same shit as any other customer pulling the whole price check this real quick bull shit. Pain in my fucking ass is what they are. Anyways Fuck it I need a drink I only just got home. I got friends over at the moment and I DO intend on having some nominal fun. Peace out faithful readers and as before if you aren't faithful fucking read.
Posted at 12:47 am by Alchoholic_785
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Alright enuff of the dark and gloomy shit for once anyways. Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when you have a customer come through your line with the following items? 1. Trojan Condoms (Size Small) 2. K-Y Jelly (Size Large) 3. Squeegie. *shakes head* IT'S DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE. But I tell you faithful readers (and if you aren't faithful foreshame) I achieved the impossible I managed to keep a straight face throughout the transaction and barely kept a check on boyish giggles trying to burst forth from my gullet. I tell ya though my face wasn't near as red as the man purchasing the items. Personally I don't even want to know what the squeegie was for. *shudders* Anyways the guy began to get irritated because I apparently wasn't going fast enuff for him so he got mouthy with me about this point I turned to him and asked him the simple question "What's the matter am I keeping you from your slick fest?" I thought the man had been beet red before I had no idea shades of magenta were really able to form on the human face. He was almost purple. However with that comment you have to realize A. We're talking about a putz someone who's balls haven't been attatched in GOD know's how long. ( I knew by the simple fact he was wearing a wedding band ) and B. A comment like that you'd have to explain to complain about thereby causing even MORE embarresment to himself it's as simple as that. Well I'm getting woozy beer's starting to take hold and it's 2:11 in the morning. I've got a date at some point today not sure when so I think I need to get some sleep. Peace out everyone.
Posted at 02:12 am by Alchoholic_785
Friday, January 16, 2004
Sitting here for once sober I've decided to look back on some of my first few days at K-Mart. To begin with I was given two options of the type of work I wanted to do the first and foremost was Cashier the second would have been working in the Deli. Now I sat there for a moment and being a relatively lazy fuck I figured hey cashier all they do is take other peoples money. WRONG figured that out on my first day of training let me tell you. Everyone in the store has to go through partial cashier training. The ammount of combos for different things you have to do is astounding so automatically your struggling to start off with. You have to hit 3/ Misc Tender to do a Wic coupon were as you have to hit 2/ Check Tender for a travelers check for cash type in the ammount hit Cash Tender and so on and so forth for every damn type of way you can possibly think of to pay for food, toys, guns, etc. Personally I'm on the border of the gun one myself but that's just between you and me folks. Anyways so there I am trying to figure all this shit out after 3 hours of training. I'm stuck up there in front of customers who are by far getting more and more pissed as time goes on. *shrugs* People have no paitence what can I say. Now let's speed ahead a bit. Christmas time right? This bitch comes through my line and I cut my hand open on her first package I didn't even notice until I look down and see blood on my register the first thing I think of is this bitch is bleeding. So I immediatly asked if she was alright. She said she was fine and that I was the one who was bleeding THEN this bitch fucking has the gall to say "I hope you didn't get any blood on my SpongeBob" (note: We had a specieal buy 100.00 worth of toys get a free Sponge Bob Square Pants plushie) FUCK YOUR GODDAMN SPONGE BOB BITCH I'M BLEEDING YOU CUNT. That's the first thing that screamed through my mind. Then this bitch gets pissed when I have to go back and get a fucking band aid after THAT BULLSHIT she says to me in the most snotty stuck up cuntish way "Well are you going to go wash your hands?" You know what you got pissed when I had to go get a fucking band aid bitch NOW you want me to go wash my hands fuck bitch get the hell out of my store I don't go to your place of business and bitch and gripe at you stay the FUCK out of mine. I absolutely fucking hate 90% of the people that come through K-Mart I'm a cashier not your fucking servant would it kill you to say thank you every once in a fucking while when I bag your shit ring it up and on a rare occasion take it out to your car because your so fucking lazy you don't want to do it yourself? You know what fuck it I'm going to get a beer in the mean time chill out mother fuckers. Peace.
Posted at 09:53 pm by Alchoholic_785
I've got a new one for you folks tonight I had a bitch come through my line with 4 items first off the bitch asks for a price check on a single item. Alright understandable because this item for the first time in I don't know how long actually didn't have a price tag however what it did have was 11 fucking numbers. Now I've already gone over the rings per minute with you fuckers out there unless you didn't pay any fucking attention to the first few logs I've place on my site in wich case get the fuck out. Another thing is this we got these damn foriegn people in the store working that can't fucking speak the language for shit. Got this one chineese bitch back in childrens wear I call back to her for a UPC number for an Elmo Snow Suit with mittens she calls back with a UPC for ladies gloves. I tell you if you can't fucking speak the language learn the damn language BEFORE you get a job. And yet another thing what the fuck is up with these people coming through the line with an item that doesn't have a UPC trying to sit there and tell me "Well it costs 10.99" or some shit. I'm sitting here fucking telling you I NEED A FUCKING UPC or at the very least a UPC number with wich I can enter that into the computer and boom there's your damn item. On a nicer note however not ALL customers that come into K-Mart are total losers recently I had a rather nice one come through and be rather cheerful I engaged her in some pleasant conversation and rang her up without fucking her over as I do the ones that annoy the ever living shit out of me. However there are those that I find ammusing such as the Pakistanie couple that come through my line every week with at least 40 dollars worth of coupons. *Shakes head* I mean I get a stack of the fuckers I personally think they only buy the items merely because you can get a coupon for them. I mean damn we have duracell batteries buy two get 3.00 off right and these people have bought at least 4 packs of batteries every single time. How many batteries do you need? (And if it's for what I think it is that would explain a LOT). Anyways I'm running low on beer and need a refill if you find any of this shit interesting at all or just want to rant back at me write a comment. Until next time fuckers Peace.
Posted at 01:18 am by Alchoholic_785
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
Well I've just recently gotten back from my dead end job as a cashier at K-Mart and let me tell you something people some of the most dead end hopeless jobless mother fuckers go to that store the amount of food stamps and federal checks I see come through my line are appaling. I GIVE PART OF MY FUCKING PAY CHECK TO PAY FOR YOU FUCKS. GET A GOD DAMN JOB YOU LAZY SACKS OF SHIT. I'd like to share a nice humble messege with the lot of you I think it goes without saying that it's a very good and down to earth saying "If you can't feed'em don't breed'em" Yes that means you with the porn page up on the task bar YES I CAN SEE YOU!!! Lazy cyber fuck get a real girl. I don't give a fuck if she's an obese amputee with genital herpes at least THEN you could say that you've seen a pair you fucking slob.
Posted at 10:50 pm by Alchoholic_785